Guess what motherfuckers
My name is Nipples McDickbeard, captain of the Shitstar Enterprise and illegitiment son of Michael St. Anus, former frontman of Creed for a day but killed himself after he sobered up and realized he in fact, was in Creed..
glasgowSMILE
And out there on the side of the road
There was this snake
This snake had eyes of fire and fangs from another world
But he was selling something
He was selling devotion
He was selling dreams, he was selling lifestyles
And I said sure man what you got
I'm interested in anything that's gonna get me off
And the snake just stood there and smiled with the spit in his eye and cried
Fuck you
For what you put me through
It's coming back to you
Well at least
My name isn’t Dickles McManbeard
